By Mark Renton
"Is that Splinter Cell Essentials in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?" is what a Blockbuster employee should have said after witnessing a man stealing PSP games by shoving them down his pants. The police report filed by the employee at Blockbuster Video in Myrtle Beach said the thief's "pants were bulging out because he had so many games."
It wasn't just a few games either; there were sixty games stolen with a value of over $1,800. And the man got away too, so he'll have lots of time to kill playing Worms Open Warfare before he inevitably gets caught and is gets sent...to the big house. I now officially owe Keith Olbermann one.
"Thief Pants PSP Games, PS3 Would Be Harder" - 11.06.06